The Season of the Witch is Here, don’t you know? Time to hide under your blanket!!
What scares me the most about witches is that they have the ability to curse you into anything they want. This means that they can curse me into their lab rat. Then they will use me to test their new curses and I’ll be turned into a monster when their curse went wrong.
Worst of all, what if their curse gone wrong and burnt all my hair? I won’t have anymore hair to comb anymore. My dozens of Gatsby wax that I bought not long ago will be wasted! WASTED!!!
Those witches would laugh at me with their sinister laughter and I’ll be forced to look at their decayed and dirty teeth. YUCK!
Thus, if witches really do exists, I wish to become a sorcerer so that I can counter their curse and make them bald instead