I’m a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

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Pirates of the Caribbean 4

3 best things about bein’ a pirate? This is tough! The list is countless! Wokeh I’ll list it anyway since yer asked…

  1. Having a hook as hand! What can be cooler than that? Enemies come ter me and my hook will handle them. No bleeding, no wounds!
  2. I’ll be able ter sail all over the world while getting their riches and golds (and women too! wakakaka). Free and rich! What more can yer ask fer matey?
  3. Rum drinking and…. don’t you think covering one eye is so in fashion? :p