3 best things about bein’ a pirate? This is tough! The list is countless! Wokeh I’ll list it anyway since yer asked…
- Having a hook as hand! What can be cooler than that? Enemies come ter me and my hook will handle them. No bleeding, no wounds!
- I’ll be able ter sail all over the world while getting their riches and golds (and women too! wakakaka). Free and rich! What more can yer ask fer matey?
- Rum drinking and…. don’t you think covering one eye is so in fashion? :p